Plumbus Party Tee
Plumbus Party Tee

Plumbus Party Tee

Regular price $35.00 Sale

Everyone has a plumbus in their home. First, they take the dingle-pop and they smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then repurposed for later batches. They take the dingle-bop and they push it through the grumbo, where the fleab is rubbed against it. It's important that the fleab is rubbed because the fleab has all of the fleab juice. Ten a Schlami shows up and he rubs it and spits on it. They cut the fleab. There's several hizzards in the way. The blampfts rub against the chumbles, and the plubus and grumbo are shaved away. That leaves you with a regular old plumbus.


• Available in sizes XS-2XL
• 100% polyester construction
• Made in the USA
• Unisex fit
• Light, soft material

Size guide

Chest (inches) 32 1/4 36 1/4 40 1/8 42 ½ 49 52
Length (inches) 27 1/2 27 7/8 29 30 ¾ 31 3/8 33