Swag Junkies
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Everyone has a plumbus in their home. First, they take the dingle-pop and they smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then repurposed for later batches. They take the dingle-bop and they push it through the grumbo, where the fleab is rubbed against it. It's important that the fleab is rubbed because the fleab has all of the fleab juice. Ten a Schlami shows up and he rubs it and spits on it. They cut the fleab. There's several hizzards in the way. The blampfts rub against the chumbles, and the plubus and grumbo are shaved away. That leaves you with a regular old plumbus.
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• Available in sizes XS-2XL
• 100% polyester construction
• Made in the USA
• Unisex fit
• Light, soft material
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• Available in sizes XS-2XL
• 100% polyester construction
• Made in the USA
• Unisex fit
• Light, soft material
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Chest (inches) | 32 1/4 | 36 1/4 | 40 1/8 | 42 ½ | 49 | 52 |
| Length (inches) | 27 1/2 | 27 7/8 | 29 | 30 ¾ | 31 3/8 | 33 |
Frequently Asked Questions
How long does it take for my order to arrive?
With shipping time the average, from order to delivery, is usually about 1-2 and a half weeks depending on the products chosen and availability. 90% of orders ship within 24-72 hours.
I ordered the wrong size, what do I do?
Don't panic, it happens all the time. If you realized it before it was delivered please contact us. If you realized afterwards you please contact us as well and we can exchange it within 30 days of purchase for you as long as it is unused.
Does my content creator receive a portion of the profit?
Absolutely.
Can I receive reward points for my old orders?
Our system can only sync rewards with orders placed within the last 90 days. If you signed up for the reward program with an order placed after 90 days it would not be possible to sync.